Broadside given to attendees at performance of MaxiPad: Templum de Mysteriis at Morcom Ampitheatre of Roses in Oakland.

"Thank you for congregating at the Temple of the Mysteries, here in the ancient city of Oakland, California.  You are winessing the rarely-seen rites and rituals of the High Priestess of MaxiPad, a once-in-a-lifetime promenade of ceremonial pantomime and lyric poem rivaled only by the Muses and Graces of yore."

"Jenifer K. Wofford and her eleven collaborators share their secret garden of thorny blooms with only a select few.  As you marvel in their beguiling feminine ways, you are invited to the edge of the Sacred Pool of MaxiPad to reflect deeply upon the curiously gendered qualities of public and private space, of sovereignty over one's body, of the overarching pleasures and sorrows of social narcississm, and the value of a good data plan."